Marmoset 

a smol monkey that loves getting pet with tooth brushes and eating grapes

did you see that gif of marmosets eating grapes?
yes, but send it to me again

Marmoset by jagsba December 23, 2019

mamosecond 

This is the unit of time between touching a girls breasts and her slapping you in the face

I just touched her and within a mamosecond I was covered in blood

mamosecond by Mitchell Dilkes May 28, 2004

Marmoteer 

A member of the elite group of those who appreciate the true essence of marmots and who consequently pwn in their name.

Farge, the great Marmoteer camped and pwned all o j00z, gg no re

Marmoteer by Fasterbater October 3, 2006

mariosexual 

I person who is only sexual to the nintendo character mario

Tom is mariosexual guys

mariosexual by IWantToRapeMario69 March 11, 2022

midget marmosettery 

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

midget marmosettery by The word bandit January 14, 2010

mormosexual 

A man whose mannerisms make it obvious that he is homosexual--triggering most people's gay-dar--but lives a heterosexual, closeted lifestyle because of his LDS (Mormon) faith.

Lyle sure has an immaculate attention to detail, and ever since he saw the movie Juno he's always giggling about the term "pork sword." Even though he and his wife have six kids, I think he's a total Mormosexual.

mormosexual by ReverendTed December 9, 2008

Marcosed

Victim of theft, robbery or scam. As in politics, victim of historical revisionism and lies.

I chose marcos as my president because of what I have seen in facebook, Youtube and Tiktok about the good thing about him but only to find out that he is a scam. I was MARCOSED!

Marcosed by TrollExtinguisher May 30, 2022