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Marketeer 

A portmanteau of the words ‘Marketing’ and ‘Buccaneer’, created by Brand Managers in an attempt to make them sound more dynamic.
Bob “I ran into Dwain Dibbley the other day.”
Mike “Really, so what’s he up to these days?”
Bob “Apparently he’s a Marketeer for MegaGlobal Corp.”
Mike “Well; he always was an unimaginative, spreadsheet licking twat!“
Bob “For sure.”
Marketeer by Vince Mode March 4, 2017

marcotee 

A medium sized, middle- aged man. Marco is a common name for men over 40, who has a fairly wide stomach. Name originated from older men who resemble the figure of a manatee.
Wow, that sure is a Marcotee down on the beach of Puerto Rico. Have you seen that beer belly?
marcotee by iguanaspecial22 May 11, 2018

Marketeer 

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.
Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"
Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 15, 2020

Marketeer 

A person that is specializing in tricking other people to belive in a statment that is not necessarily true in order to promote a product or opinion
Bob: "Look, I bought this bottle that makes your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It looks like a regular bottle to me Bob. I think you got Marketeered again"
Bob: "Oh you are right. This fucking piece of shit Gerry the Marketeer tricked me again!"
Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 16, 2020

Marketeer 

Noun: One that sells goods or services in or to a market, especially one that markets a specified commodity.
A major software marketer.
Marketeer by Timothy Knight August 22, 2005
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