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A Markcis is someone who acts tough, but is really a manlet. Markcis's are notorious for giving handjobs to random men and often receives lap dances from muscular black men. They tend to have a "gay accent" and every word at the end of a sentence ends with "ah", for an example "what the fuckah" or "oh my godah", sort of a basic white girl voice. Easily offended, self conscious, speaks down of others... when on a ladder.
jesus christ, stfu you Markcis
bro, I think I broke my thumb, it looks like a Markcis
Markcis by the mujahideen February 18, 2019
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Markeisha 

The baddest of them all. she tends to be shy at first but once you get to know her she's as lively as ever. Beautiful and not just her looks. Her soul and intentions are most of the time pure. Smart girl who just needs to break out of her shell.
Wow you're such a Markeisha. I wish i could be you.
Markeisha by kellyoung123 January 8, 2017
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Live asf with a good heart stroke game A1 and sometimes a doggy but loyal and fine
Markeis has some good penus
markeis by Keis8 March 17, 2017
MARKIS is a active boy who is really loyal (truthful and caring) and he loves sports often they will be short at first about about the age of 13 or 14 they will be a lot taller and they often have girls
MARKIS is a loyal boy
Markis by Carl Sonnet December 18, 2019

markisha 

The most beautiful girl in the world and a really sweet and caring angel
Markisha is helping people.
markisha by JayKnows October 6, 2016
Markeise is the best and he fine. Nobody else name spelled like his either. Markeise is real nice and sweet and he not a cheater he always be nice to his bae he put his bae before everybody.
Markeise Crush: Girl Markeise just hugged me I feel so special.

Her Friend: He prolly like u because he always smiling at u with his fine dimples.
Markeise by Chickhere November 29, 2018
A stubborn, bull headed man who is great in bed. He's a "bad-boy". Markis isn't afraid to show someone who's boss
Markis is such a big guy
Markis by fish out of water December 19, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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