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Marqueef 

Also known as Larqueef. The man that enjoys receiving the pipe and watching it be given to his girl.
B: “yo Jose you like getting piped?”
Marqueef : “yeah it feels great, I can only get 4 inches though, but my girl can take on the whole country of Nigeria.”
Marqueef by Larqueef the cuck July 22, 2018

Marqueef 

The only black person in the world that has a small penis. him/her a chill who can kick ass in fights and shoot offs. They have a tendincey to get in trouble

because they get in fights and queef a lot
Girl: He beat this kid matt up in the cafeteria whiles farting.
Boy: He must be a marqueeeeeeefffff
Marqueef: Shut up faggie.
Marqueef by Gary windthrope April 16, 2018

markqueef 

I hate minority’s they are a bunch of markqueefs
markqueef by Bathsheba June 4, 2022

Markqueesha 

full name for Mark. Derived from Ancient Greek name.
Markqueesha
Markqueesha by Dr Elvis July 17, 2016

Marqueefa 

A nickname for the name marquisha. So it mean she farts alot from her vagina. Also she is a freak in the sheets
Dude:"Hey there goes Marquisha!"
GIRL:"Hey no her name is Marqueefa!!"
Dude:"RAD!!!"
Marqueefa by Qween may December 9, 2017

marqueefington 

a tall, preferably 6’8” man who has one testicle due to a stall hook
Mark Jordan’s nickname is marqueefington, referring to his lust for women, and his church bathroom accident
marqueefington by everclear95 November 7, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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