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Marqueese
A cute guy who listens and cares. Makes you feel special AF even if you dont get to see him that much. Patient and sweet as hell even though he has two devils on his shoulders. Wont let you down.
Girl1: Marqueese refuses to spell my name right!
Girl2:Thats okay, he is really sweet!
Girl1: Yeah you’re right
Girl2:Thats okay, he is really sweet!
Girl1: Yeah you’re right
Marqueese by OneMoreCornball October 5, 2018
Marqueer
Marqueer by marqueerfaggot July 13, 2017
Marquetta
Cute , silly , sassy, intelligent , independent , honest, & a very happy person . Black or of a mixed race . Will genuinely accept you for the person that you are. Can easily see thru fraudulent individuals . As real as they come :)
Marquetta by yellowbone August 7, 2011
Marquetta
Smart, Silly, beautiful, always laughing. Is known to procrastinate with any and everything. Also lovable, attractive and swag is always on point. Loves money, high priced items, and best of all SHOPPING. Only f**ks with the best! *On a special note- Marquetta is born a lover NOT a fighter (but is a known $h!t talker smh).
Marquetta by AM0N3YL0V3R April 17, 2011
Marquezian
Writing or events characterized by the Colombian author Gabriel García Márquez; utterly romantic, mixing the sublime with the putrid and earthly, simultaneously epic and microscopic in scope.
When I was 16, for me love was an invincible force, exciting, enrapturing, Marquezian in its grandeur.
Marquezian by boozm August 26, 2010
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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