Mariokarting 

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.

Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.

Mariokarting by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009

MarioKarting 

A group of male friends, often bisexual, sliding around naked in a communal shower.

Man 1: Man did you hear all the ruckus from the males bathroom last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah, haha, me and the boys were MarioKarting

MarioKarting by APH319 July 17, 2018

mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

mario karting by deekayzero November 18, 2018

Mario Karting

Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

Mario Karting by Devastez July 6, 2011

Mario-Karting 

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Mario-Karting by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

Mariokartible

The act of something being able to happen while playing Mario Kart.

Playing Mario Kart is not Mariokartible with a cute kitten on your lap.

Mariokartible by Daisy Biffo March 18, 2026