MarioKarting

A group of male friends, often bisexual, sliding around naked in a communal shower.

Man 1: Man did you hear all the ruckus from the males bathroom last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah, haha, me and the boys were MarioKarting

by APH319 July 17, 2018

Mariokarting

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.

Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.

by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009

mariokart

the best game ever invented.

i can own you in mariokart.

by can't touch yoshi March 16, 2009

mariokart

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.

Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.

by Phanick January 31, 2016

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.

I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

by KappaManofTheYearAward2017LOL June 6, 2017