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(Mario) The Music Box 

A heavily underrated RPG maker horror game with great artwork and story.

You also witness Super Mario die in horrific ways most of the time.
In (Mario) The Music Box you play as Super Mario exploring a haunted mansion looking for answers to why people go missing inside. After finding a mysterious music box, the front door disappears and you must find your own way out, and Uncover clues and *LORE* along the way.
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mario the queen 

Mario is litterally the queen of this entire planet.

Mario is a capricorn and he loves nicki Minaj. The name Mario is ONLY associated with the only Mario Servidio, from italy. One day he will become our leader and make the poor people vanish by making more money. #MARIOMINAJ2021
dont you love Mario the queen as our next leader? Of course!

Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea 

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
"Why does Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea. exists?"
"It is such a wonderful perspective indeed, Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea."

mario the preist 

A godly human also known as ***** ***** (kid) needs help and probably is asleep bye 8:30 which is sad. She sucks at minies and no one likes rider. The role play man is coming for your gOoSeBuMpS
mario the preist by yInGyOnG May 23, 2018

Paper Mario: The Origami King 

The latest instance of the Mushroom Kingdom’s Toad infestation, TTYD fans grow ever more enraged with the lack of unique characters. In this one, you save the world from an edge lord with an inflated ego.
Fans of the original Paper Mario trilogy tend to be conflicted by the release of Paper Mario: The Origami King

Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!
Do The Mario by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

do the mario

DO THE MARIO! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now.

JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAT!
Uh... see above. 'Kay.
do the mario by talkingmushrooms December 4, 2004