Marcused

When a dude is so pussy whipped that his boys can't help but wonder whether his girl is giving him a rusty trombone or pegging him.

Sad to see that happened to that poor boy, he's been Marcused. He needs an intervention before he ends up homeless or in a psych ward.

by Viking Pride December 30, 2022

Marcused

When a man named Marcus sucks and double dips once a stronger alpha male tells him to not be a disgusting goblin man.

Alpha male: don't double dip
Marcus: *double dips*
Alpha male: you marcused that one

by Yodastrueson May 02, 2020

Marcusing

When you say the stupidest fucking thing possible to elicit a response

Are you asking that as a serious question or are you just Marcusing now?

by MeganFink November 16, 2018

marcusing

The act of showing up randomly when someone least expects it. Also, the act of trying to take things that don't belong to you.

He came up in our room and was straight up marcusing those cookies.

by Hot Comb Committee October 16, 2009

National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27

National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.

by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024

Marcusism

Being a W person fr fr. Sheesh no cap G and lover of Capybara aka ratio

Dang bro i wish i had Marcusism

by Capybara W October 04, 2022

Marcusism

The act of being a W mans and Capybara

Man u show of Marcusism

by Capybara W October 05, 2022