Marco math

Someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.

Stuart-"we need separate checks"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"

by Zeek 706 October 30, 2010

Marco Mathers

Father of André Filipe

Marco Mathers is your father filho da puta.

by CrackedCricket February 3, 2018