Marblete 

Pronounced "Marble-eet" A person who defends Jenna Marbles to the World's end. They think she is funny and the best person ever, and anyone who says otherwise is a terrible person and they think they should die. Girls want to be her, guys just want to sleep with her.

"Jenna Marbles is so funny, y'all don't know what you are talking about. She has 5 MILLION views on youtube, she must be funny!!"
"She is not funny, you just want to be her and are a Marblete."

Marblete by beabillionaire May 6, 2013

marblehead 

Marblehead is a very small, wealthy town where 16 year olds drive BMW's. Since there's nothing to do people tend to get stoned & drunk all the time. Basically if you're enrolled in the public school system & you don't drink & wear designer jeans people will probably look down on you. What a pleasent town. I wonder why the seniors want to get out so badly.

Marblehead celebrates diversity....
in Lynn.

marblehead by izthatso000 July 30, 2008

Marblehead 

All right. This is it. We know most of Swampscott hates us, and vice versa. So this is gonna be fairly unbiased.

Marblhead, MA, is a fairly wealthy town in some spots (i.e. the neck). Others, it's usually just middle class. Marblehead sucks at lots of sports. The rich, annoying demographic of this town has very little to do with their time except drink and have sex. That's just the kids. The adults/parents are usually just as stuck up and annoying and "privliged" as the rest of them. People from Marblehead are overall bad drivers. But, this is only true within the wealthy and some middle class people. The rest are fairly normal citizens which happen to live in an upper-middle class town. The adults are usually ex-hippies or children of ex-hippies who settled down and moved to the suburbs. Therefore, the town is very liberal and kids will often grow their hair long or long-ish. Marblehead has a lot of drugs. Kids in the high school get stoned a lot. There you go.

Ta Da!

Man, I hate Marblehead.

Marblehead by Bob B. Bobenstein November 7, 2006

marblehead 

marblehead is a beautiful, historical town in massachusetts. It is directly on the water and is a big boating comunity. People are very friendly and tend to be well off. The schools are very good. marblehead celebrates creativity and is a very artistic place. borders swampscott and salem. Marblehead is home to some of the first colonists. People there are very good looking and athletic. Crime rate is low.

John: honey where should we move?
Jane: how about Marblehead? it will be a great place to raise our kids

marblehead by urbangurlie March 28, 2012

marblehead 

very rich, seaside town. Lots of pretty people. REALLYBORING

the OC of the east coast is marblehead

marblehead by asdf asdf November 15, 2005

Marblehead High School 

Marblehead High School is a school with a stupid curriculum and a board that does not care about students' education. They place learning about synthetic division over learning about how the economy and banks work. The school won't purchase new toner for the copiers, so teachers are left without copies of note outlines for students. People in Marblehead pay property taxes/taxes that should go to the school system, yet it does not seem like that is happening. Marblehead is rated as a good school system, but it is surprising.

Adult: What are you learning in school?
Student: Synthetic division
Adult: Oh, you must go to Marblehead High School. I've never heard of that in my entire life, and I am a manager of a very successful company!

Marblehead High School by SummerTravel June 5, 2011

marblehead 

Marblehead is a very rich preppy town where they eat caviar, drink don P, and smoke a bunch of really dank tree. Typical summer day includes going to one of the many yacht clubs and hoppin on someones boat with an assortment of fine liquor and heady buds and get lit and tan. At night you and an assortment of girls get silly drunk and hop into random people's pools, ie pool hopping. Life styles of the rich

When going golfing with kids from Marblehead, they fill their golfbags with beers. Marbleheaders know how to enjoy life.

marblehead by sam samosn April 24, 2007