Maranoia
Phil thought we would get kicked out of the bar because his eyes were bloodshot, but he was just experiencing maranoia.
Maranoia by BrettMiller September 22, 2005
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A state of paranoia that only a mother can have. Any disease she reads about on the internet she rushes her child to the doctor insisting the child has the disease. Seldom does the child ever have the illness or disease.
She rushed her child to the emergency room thinking her child had the worse disease. The doctor said it was just mamanoia.
mamanoia by Lyricalroger January 10, 2014
Marinoia
The paranoia that sometimes results from smoking ample amounts of marijuana. This is due to a THC-induced cannabinoid wonderland/disco party happening in your brain. The amygdala, in particular, becomes overstimulated by the disco party. This effect is temporary and can be mitigated by various fun foods, like an ice cream cone with sprinkles. 🍦
I was in my private backyard enjoying this new 70% Sativa strain called "Hippy Chicken" in my outdoor hammock. I awkwardly trotted my way back to my apartment wearing large Bluetooth headphones while carrying my Van Gogh throw pillow and a gallon of water. I conscientiously dowsed myself in a large mist cloud of Fabreezy (some islandy scent, I think) before traversing the threshold of my apartment back door.
I reclined in my indoor hammock only to immediately receive a call from my local area code. I knew all my contacts were from different area codes. I worried my neighbor or landlord was calling me to say I was being kicked out for being such a stoner.
Alas, it was only the kind pizza delivery driver calling to tell me he was arriving.
I had marinoia.
But then,
I had marinara.
And that, my friends, made all the difference 👍
I reclined in my indoor hammock only to immediately receive a call from my local area code. I knew all my contacts were from different area codes. I worried my neighbor or landlord was calling me to say I was being kicked out for being such a stoner.
Alas, it was only the kind pizza delivery driver calling to tell me he was arriving.
I had marinoia.
But then,
I had marinara.
And that, my friends, made all the difference 👍
Marinoia by Matt the Welcome Mat November 18, 2021
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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