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Maradonut 

An Argentinian fraud known for handballing goals and sniffing baking powder of his rigged world cup trophy. Known for getting frauded by german ball boys in the world cup as well as bribing Seria A officials to a championship in a farmers league. Finished 8 year old kids known as penaldo merchants will claim that this ghost is better than pessidog.
Person 1: have you heard of maradona?

Person 2: Oh you mean Maradonut the Ancient Fraud?
Maradonut by realistpessidog August 27, 2023
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Maradona Dust 

Cocaine - based on footballer Diego Maradona’s frequent use of cocaine
“Have you seen Luke’s eyes? He’s been on the old Maradona Dust
Maradona Dust by FinlayMCFC January 30, 2022

maradona 

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.
Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.
maradona by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004

Diego Maradona 

Diego Maradona is an argentinian soccer god who was number 10 He is the first one ever 2 have 2 transfer fees.Diego Maradona Led Argentina to winning the world cup.Many people fight over if Pele is better or Maradona is better(Like for Maradona and Dislike for pele)Diego Maradona was a legend and lots of people enjoyed him playing but sadly his career got cut short from Drug Abuse.Maradona was born Oct 30 1960 in Buneos Aires Argentina.Many People are saying that Lionel Messi is the new Maradona.Not Because they were both Argentinain and number 10.Lionel Messi Is as good as Maradona.Messi is a Little bit better.Maradona won 0 Ballan'dors and Messi have won 5.Maradona says that he would have won more that Messi.Maradona got in many fights in his career.Maradona was a true legend,icon and inspiration to many soccer players today.
My Favorite Soccer Player is Diego Maradona.

Diego Maradona is a icon to soccer
Diego Maradona by Georgesaladbar February 1, 2018

My little maradona goose 

So hot he’s famous and he’s so worthy for any female
My little maradona goose is smoking hot 🥵!

Maradona Gambit 

In football, the act of committing a handball in an effort to either score on or prevent a goal from the opposing team, in order to win a match.

The "Maradona" portion of the word refers to Maradona's hand of god goal against England in '86.

Maradona's handball successfully fooled the ref and won Argentina their victory. More recently, Uruguay's striker Luis Suarez was caught blocking a goal with his hands. His gambit payed off as Ghana missed the resulting penalty kick and Uruguay won the match.
Friend: "That's BS! I can't believe that handball resulted in a win."

Me: "I know, total Maradona Gambit."
Maradona Gambit by squeezebot July 8, 2010

maradona 

simply the best football player in the whole world
La mano de Dios
maradona by CC April 20, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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