maridon'twanna 

What da "just say no to cannabis" campaign is always telling young people to say.

If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.

maridon'twanna by QuacksO August 7, 2023