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Mao Disease 

An incurable ailment which has plagued humanity for the past 48,000 years, it is 101% fatal and only recent advancements in the field of Roomba technology have been proven to cure it (for $34.33 dollars on Temu).

In reality Mao Disease is a fictional disease found on an ad for a Roomba-like robot vacuum on the online marketplace Temu, it was brought to light by Swedish Twich streamer Vargskelethor Joel on his first stream of "Temu Trash," a segment where he explores Temu and other cheap online marketplaces for bootleg and low quality merchandise. The page for the product featured music sung by a squirrel, and had features such as "Triad Sweeping," and the ability to return home when it's battery is low. Mao disease has since become a joke among members of Vargskelethor's Twitch chat.
I can't believe my favorite streamer and king of Sweden Joey Vargskelethor succumbed to Mao disease at the tender age of 30, we'll get you yet, Mao disease!
Mao Disease by CrustaceanJason October 1, 2023

mao down 

To perform oral sex in a group setting in a Marxist fashion, giving as much as you can, taking what you need. bukakke
Susan plans to Mao down on the basketball team at the party next week.
mao down by Veriteri July 19, 2016

Mao (from Discord)

this bitch emo as hell i hope they fall into a pit and die a painful death
"Mao (from Discord) is the leader of the First Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and founder of the People's Republic of China from 1893 to 1974."
Mao (from Discord) by dathaniels February 10, 2024

diddy mao 

It's Vietnamese slang for "go quickly".

"What part of "Diddy Mao" don't you understand, Skinner?"
-The Simpsons

"Mao! Diddy Mao!"
-Deer Hunter
diddy mao by Da Troof123 January 11, 2009

didi mao 

also means hurry the fuck up.
didi mao by Josh April 11, 2005

ding mao 

a ding mao is hair you grow on your fat dick
YO HE GOT BIG DING MAO
ding mao by xwxxwxwxwxwwxw December 1, 2020