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Someone obsessed with the band "TOOL", it's a play on MJK's first name which is Maynard.
Karl and Geordy are such Maynerds!
maynerd by Galen S Paxton November 19, 2007
Pronounced Mang-erd

The term Mangerd is the ultimate word for the ultimate drunk, vomitting, chundah, rolling on the grass screaming, sleeping on the driveway, or getting really friendly with the toilet bowl. The person who is called this is either unconcious and the one everyone gives shit too for not asking to pull the car over while driving. LoL

This word was made up by someone who was Mangerd at that time and that was Lorie herself, the owner of the word Mangerd.
1. Last night he was @#$%en Mangerd.

2. Look at that Mangerd prick

3. Bloody Manga

hahahahah
Mangerd by Loranda Nakasenh January 8, 2009
A game of Go that usually entails one (or most certainly more) of the following occurrences but more often proceeds exactly in the following manner:
1. A blatant mistake in fuseki
2. The early death of a corner group, which could be the result of aforementioned mistake in fuseki
3. An unnecessary fight that breaks out in an attempt to compensate for dead group
4. Assuredly some more sloppy death
5. The mistake in yose that results in a 50 point swing.

Additionally, if said game is unfolding online, the boisterous observers often word vomit such classics as: "Kooooo" "Kbitz" "Maynerd" "Honinboooo" "Shusakuuuu"
Dude, I just played the sloppiest, most heinous, vomit-inducing maynerd of my life last night; it was dog trash.
Maynerd by Kochkoch June 15, 2012
A terribly played game of Go. (Go is an age-old strategy game popular in China, Korea and Japan)
I was doing well at first, but then I started a huge fight started and the game just became a maynerd.
maynerd by goplayer99 July 12, 2011

manderday 

A day between Saturday and Sunday, when the event of man bonding happens because of an odd and freakish event. Something so rare and hard to resist temptation. Where a clingy/attached/stalkerish woman will not stop trying to get in your pants, so you have a professional "cock block" with requested assistance from some good buddies, wether it be man movies (Rambo, Rocky, John Wayne movies, Girls Gone Wild 1-100), or drinking some beer, to make her uninvited to the area, and off your back. Thus resulting with her slowly out your man space. And yet another problem resolved.
Damn there is this girl that won't leave me alone, I mean sex was great, but enough is enough. She's wantin to "hang" tonight, guys I needa manderday.
manderday by Leif Erickson 1492 October 19, 2009
A goofy looking kid in our school that has a hoof and is believed to be jewish. Unfortuneatly the poor test-tube child has cerebral palasy. In conclusion a big faggot.
Did you see manferd today? He was eating behind the stable and I could of swore his mole was getting bigger then Nick's!!!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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