Mangerd

Pronounced Mang-erd

The term Mangerd is the ultimate word for the ultimate drunk, vomitting, chundah, rolling on the grass screaming, sleeping on the driveway, or getting really friendly with the toilet bowl. The person who is called this is either unconcious and the one everyone gives shit too for not asking to pull the car over while driving. LoL

This word was made up by someone who was Mangerd at that time and that was Lorie herself, the owner of the word Mangerd.

1. Last night he was @#$%en Mangerd.

2. Look at that Mangerd prick

3. Bloody Manga

hahahahah

by Loranda Nakasenh January 8, 2009

Mangird1

god the destroyer of worlds

mangird1

by Mangird1 February 25, 2023

Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

by Methid Man December 15, 2004

Mangerino

Noun

A material of nutritional value that which one can consume; food.

From the French: "Manger" meaning "to eat"

"Hey, man! Whatcha got there?"
"Oh, just some mangerinos from Taco John's"

by poliswagg October 19, 2018

Mangerie

Pronounced like "lingerie" except with the first syllable replaced by "man": Men's colorful bicycling wear i.e. the lycra-clad, sponsor-adorned, AMATEUR bicyclists that look like they've spent a lot of time prissying themselves up in front of the mirror to look good for their "straight" bicycling partners (more like bi-partners). Typically goes with an obnoxious riding style like hogging the road in a little pack (fudge anyone?) when they could use the damn bike-lane less than 10 feet away AND be safer while they're doing it.

"Hey, look at that clown! He's hogging the road, riding in the WRONG gear, while trying to look cool, but he still looks like he just took his bike out of the closet because he's prancing it up in the mangerie his bi-partner bought him for his birthday!"

"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!"

by Grandmaster Phaart January 13, 2012

Danger Manger

A nativity set in which several heroic action figures, such as GI Joe or Transformers, have been arranged and posed in humorous ways among the traditional Christian figures. Usually perpetrated by a mischievous child on Christmas morning after having opened his presents, to "try out" his new toys.

"Billy, are you responsible for this Danger Manger? It's very creative, son ... but I don't think it's appropriate to have Destro threatening to gut baby Jesus with his sword. And good heavens, what's Baroness doing with Balthazar?"

by Justin Competent December 23, 2004

manged

a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually

Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.

by Mango the mang February 10, 2005