stain the mantle 

Masturbate , jerk off

My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I chose to stay home to watch the game and stain the mantle.

stain the mantle by Kevlar1969 January 20, 2017

Mangle Show 

Someone who is distorted from getting fucked up in say a fight. Or someone who really fucking sucks at something (mainly being the sport called hockey)

Buddy your a fucking mangle show. You fucking suck.

Mangle Show by Lynden Patterson March 6, 2005

mangle stick 

When your penis is very dangly from to much mangling.

I have a Mangle Stick right now.

mangle stick by ggossom12 December 17, 2015

Mantel Shake 

What occurs when stepping over a person and bagging them then shaking after. then usually repeated or you dismount.

"I was mantel shaking the guy over there, he liked it"
"My girlfriend hates it when i mantel shake in front of her"

Mantel Shake by Mysterious creeper May 20, 2010

Mantel Season 

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.

"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."

Mantel Season by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023

Sausage Cunt Mangle 

When a group of guys using filters to make them look like hot chicks meet for a hot night together.

Those guys were getting ready for a sausage cunt mangle tonight.

Sausage Cunt Mangle by Iphonehuman May 13, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020