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Mantears 

The product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. Note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. Exception can be made for physical damage to the ballsack.
-Dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.
Mantears by MyXboxIsBroken September 24, 2011
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Many female love to see man tears and drink it
Man Tears by Thirteen down February 19, 2017
She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears
Man tears by The One Eyed Monster December 20, 2010
When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears
John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax
Man Tears by TJwins February 8, 2010
When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.
My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.
Man Tears by jaybo sampsonite February 4, 2013

White Man Tears 

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.
The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.
White Man Tears by i<3europeans September 24, 2021
Man tears are reserved for those of great despair that one such man cannot help.
e.g -
hayden saved his man tears for when he heard of lucy's disease, a situation in which he could offer no help
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