Mansplaination 

if your ever in trouble with a girl or even sometimes this works with dudes I need you to find the stupidest yet most logical way to say it. First It has to be unnecessarily long second it has to be semi relatable and third you gotta make it sound convenient for the other person

Down bellow is an example of a man who was caught and in trouble and he wanted to get off the hook witch arose questions in the other person's mind

"why do you want to be off the hook so bad? Hiding something?"

Incorrect response: " because it's annoying when your CONSTANTLY saying things without judging properly or fairly"

Correct response:
" Well you see it's nothing of wanting to do with other people it's about personal freedom. "Off the hook" a widely used term you see imagine me a fish a great white shark, I wouldn't wanna be stuck on a hook all the time it hurts and makes you bleed so getting off the hook would also allow me freedom. Now imagine me human me and you human you I'm currently on the hook I don't want to be off the hook so I can have Total freedom and do whatever the fuck I want I want to be off the hook so that you don't have to worry about anything! Of course I'm gonna regulate myself. I just don't want you to waste your mental energy keeping me on the hook it's be a waste and you should t waste your energy! You should focus on kicking that rashes ass I know it might feel like it won't change anything but I know it will coming from experience so the reason I want off the hook is so you don't waste your energy and I can focus more on helping you!"

This is proper mansplaination

Mansplaination by Voodoooboy December 16, 2021

mansplanation 

Men's attempt to define women's reality without understanding women's lived experience.

see all men's definitions of mansplain, mansplaining mansplanation

really, men are trying to explain this? for whom?

mansplanation by Ms.Ann Driss March 11, 2017

Mansplanation 

An explanation (usually by a man to a woman) to explain why she shouldn't have found the sexist thing he just said, sexist.

"When I told him my looks shouldn't have any bearing on my ability to do my job, he told me to relax and gave a long mansplanation about how I should take being told I'm pretty as a compliment."

Mansplanation by unrest655321 October 15, 2015

mansplanation nation 

Men as a whole who feel it necessary to explain things to women they do not understand themselves but think that they do just because they are men. Not to be confused with slut nation.

Damn, I just can't stand the mansplanation nation.

mansplanation nation by 6363756e6e696e676861 September 19, 2016

mansplanation mark 

a word or utterance that would typically introduce a rebuttal but has been abandoned upon the realization that one was or will be wrong if speaking continues

"Actually...", she waited, sure even after seconds of awkward silence that the mansplanation mark would be carried to term if she were to reply before giving him time to mourn. It was sure to be another pyrrhic victory - her argument was sound and would ultimately prevail, but the deafening silence was the war drumming of his loss to his own embarrassment.

mansplanation mark by bgrimm July 27, 2021