if your ever in trouble with a
girl or
even sometimes this works with dudes I need you to find the stupidest yet most logical way to say it. First It has to be unnecessarily long second it has to be semi relatable and third you gotta make it
sound convenient for the other person
Down bellow is an example of a man who was caught and in trouble and he wanted to get off the hook witch arose questions in the other person's mind
"why do you want to be off the hook so
bad? Hiding something?"
Incorrect response: " because it's
annoying when your CONSTANTLY saying things without judging properly or fairly"
Correct response:
" Well you see it's nothing of wanting to do with other
people it's about personal freedom. "Off the hook" a widely used term you see imagine me a fish a great white shark, I wouldn't wanna be stuck on a hook all the time it hurts and makes you bleed so getting off the hook would also allow me freedom. Now imagine me
human me and you
human you I'
m currently on the hook I
don't want to be off the hook so I can have Total freedom and do whatever the fuck I want I want to be off the hook so that you
don't have to worry about anything! Of course I'm gonna regulate myself. I just
don't want you to waste your mental energy keeping me on the hook it's be a waste and you should t waste your energy! You should focus on kicking that rashes
ass I know it might feel like it won't change anything but I know it will coming from experience so the reason I want off the hook is so you
don't waste your energy and I can focus more on helping you!"
This is proper mansplaination
