Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011

manpon

Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.

by Sexican619 January 2, 2007

manpon

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Manpon

Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo

by yoyo August 14, 2003

manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations

These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!

by Ross Smith February 13, 2003

Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.

by Big B September 12, 2003

Manpon

When a guy has a raw ass, and his undies are swetty he will fold a piece a poop paper and place it between his cheeks. Also works for days when farts are wet.

Dude my ass is raw as hell. I am going to run in the bathroom and make myself a manpon. Whew that fart was juicy, glad I got my manpon in.

by T-Man Whitey November 3, 2009