Manitowoc 

A town in Northeast Wisconsin where the unemployment rate sores, many stoners are very unhappy because they can not find weed unless they go to Milwaukee (see Milwaukee in Urban Dictionary) and gangsters, hicks, jocks, preps, stoners, and bad asses are the clicks. Most do not talk to each other.
Oh yes I forgot to mention, we can drink like the rest of Wisconsin, we do it all the time. When i say all of the time I don't mean every weekend, I mean everyday.

My graduation service ended at 2 on Friday the sixth 2008 in Manitowoc at Lincoln High School. I took off my tux, cracked open a beer, drove over to my friends house while drinking it. I was wasted by 5'o'clock. I stayed drunk until the proceeding Thursday...literally

Manitowoc by Kipchogie June 21, 2008

manitowoc 

City on Lake Michigan in Northeast Wisconsin. A stagnant, mostly unemployed population of lazy losers, winos, and chronic addicts.

"Dude is so Manitowoc that he thinks success is when your unemployment checks will carry you through ice fishing season."

manitowoc by Wally Wall May 14, 2006

Manitowoc Assist 

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

Manitowoc Assist by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

Manitowoc-ed 

To be railroaded by the justice system through shitty police work, corruption, evidence planting, selective amnesia by people remembering only what will get your ass locked up, lies and cover ups that can go back generations.
Regular people cannot commit this act because you need to hold a position of authority of some sort because otherwise it is just knows as being a general asshole.

You can be Manitowoc-ed though by bosses, teachers, lawyers and any other person with a false sense of superiority and anything goes if they believe it is for the common good.

I have never been so Manitowoc-ed in my life, they planted weed, yelled stop resisting while beating the shit out of me and then hit each other and said I did it.

Manitowoc-ed by Kev1969 September 27, 2017

Manitowish Waters 

+46° 6' 37.20", -89° 49' 0.88"

Quite possibly the most kickass place on earth.

Manitowish Waters: We dare you to get a DUI.

I'm from Manitowish Waters, bitch.

Manitowish Waters by local badass March 4, 2009

manitowocing 

Verb: Planting evidence or items for evasion, elusion, collusion or any deceptive motive or action. Or a impromptu fabrication of some kind. Based off of the accusations made of the Manitowoc County Sheriff's office during the Steven Avery case. Similar to lip syncing being referred to as "I'm going to Milli Vanilli it".

How am I going to get them to break up? I'll be manitowocing a fake love note and placing it in his backpack later on. Or... My science project? I'll be manitowocing it later on tonight and just say my grandmother was in the hospital and I didn't have time to make it better.

manitowocing by Juan Tescrue June 13, 2016

manitopoona 

Refers to the idea that there are many good looking girls in Manitoba. Young gentleman with the necessary skills are easily granted access to the secret garden of any good looking 18-25 year old in Manitoba. The idea refers specifically to Winnipeg

Yo lets go to Winnipeg for some Manitopoona next week

manitopoona by thewinnipegger March 13, 2011