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Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.
Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.
Maniston by cupcake princess May 3, 2006

Mansistance 

A single girl soliciting and receiving assistance from a male (friend, neighbor, or spouse of a friend) to complete a a task that a capable girl attempted but was unsuccessful in completing. The task is likely to involve any or all of the following: an applicance or fixture, a car, electricity, a drill, an allen wrench, a ladder.
Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after I put my IKEA furniture together.
Mansistance by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011

Mansistance 

A single girl soliciting and receiving assistance from a male (friend, neighbor, or spouse of a friend) to complete a task that a capable girl attempted but was unsuccessful in completing. The task is likely to involve any or all of the following: an appliance or fixture, a car, electricity, a drill, an allen wrench, a ladder, or a heavy object. Or maybe just one of those things a girl ought not have to do for herself!
Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after putting my IKEA furniture together.
Mansistance by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011

Manidokan 

1. A United Methodist Summer camp, located near Harpers Ferry, WV. There are outdoor adventures, low and high ropes courses, Bible studies, and Jesus-lovin' counselors.
2. A word meaning "Lodge of the Great Spirit" in Algonquin.
Hey, let's go down to Manidokan and go on the zip line!
Manidokan by Meep73256 February 17, 2013

manissance

When a boy (in the mental sense) goes through a dramatic transformation to become a man's man.

This may or may not involve things like working out consistently and losing weight, learning to finally respect what women have to say, spending thousands of dollars on a new wardrobe, and sporting a pair of hipster glasses.
Wow, if Paul never had his manissance, he might have died from playing StarCraft 2 all day long.
manissance by theliuman July 4, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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