manipples

Man Boobs.

Nice manipples!

by tdevore February 11, 2009

manipples

Huge Nipples on a man

I have manipples with an 8 inch diameter.

by Mike October 15, 2003

Manipples

When a heavier-set man's nipples show through his shirt. Like when it is cold and his shirt is too thin for his shaplier-than-normal breasts. Can also be used in replace of a curse word.

"Dude, look at that guy's manipples, they are the size of dinner plates!"

"That guy cut me off! What the MANIPPLES is he thinking!"

by Warrior against MANIPPLES November 6, 2009

Communist Manipesto

The punchline to every joke.

What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

by BDCanuck March 8, 2009

skippy mcnipplehead

An insult, used to refer to people who no other insult really seems to fit. Reserved for a very special kind of idiot. Easy target for mockery. Entertaining. Dumb as a box of rocks.asshat, wtf, spellchecker.

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

Hey guys! Check out the skippy mcnipplehead who thinks he's clever. Let's all comment in his LiveJournal and make fun of him.

by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

mapplesoft

Most uber 1337 company ever invented. Cross between apple and microsoft. Half Evil

Look at my new PC - It runs Mapplesoft doors. Its a little box which no-one buy's AND is full of viruses!

by MattM June 3, 2005

mannipplelate

To influence a man's decision making process by asking the question with erect nipples. This will always have the man regretting his decision

Of course he said yes, He was mannipplelated. No man can make an decision he won't regret when his mind is fogged this way

by Keokuker July 6, 2011