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A bloody hot looking male. Everyone falls to their knees when Manidu walks into a room. He’s Him. He cooks. He who has rizzen.
Wow look, it’s Manidu! I wish he’d be my husband. Blimey! He’s hot!
manidu by Realjumpman30wings November 26, 2023
A nickname given to Blackpink's Jennie by fellow member Jisoo, due to the former having chubby cheeks that look like steamed dumplings. (mandu 만두 = dumpling in Korean).
Mandu by BCSC1 June 9, 2023

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Guardicus Manicus 

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

Manidhared 

When your cab driver cancels your ride 15mins after accepting it.
Sorry I am running late, my cab driver manidhared me!
Manidhared by Stonedzeus May 8, 2019

female manipulator 

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)
you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”