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man fluid rocket
when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and his orgasm is so powerful that his semen launches her into space.
Dude #1: "Hey, whatever happened to that chick? I haven't seen her around lately..."
Dude #2: "Yea man, I gave her the man fluid rocket, she's prolly around the asteroid belt right now."
Dude #1: "Nice."
Dude #2: "Yea man, I gave her the man fluid rocket, she's prolly around the asteroid belt right now."
Dude #1: "Nice."
man fluid rocket by Brooks Brothers February 1, 2007
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man fluid
I made gay love to my cousin and he swallowed up all of my hot man fluid, not leaving a drop to spill from his pre-teen mouth.
man fluid by The Godmother January 5, 2005
manfluvid
Absolutely worse than man-flu, manfluvid is a double blow for any man who has unfortunately fallen victim to both manflu and Covid at the same time (or within a short space of time).
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026