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man fluid rocket
when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and his orgasm is so powerful that his semen launches her into space.
Dude #1: "Hey, whatever happened to that chick? I haven't seen her around lately..."
Dude #2: "Yea man, I gave her the man fluid rocket, she's prolly around the asteroid belt right now."
Dude #1: "Nice."
Dude #2: "Yea man, I gave her the man fluid rocket, she's prolly around the asteroid belt right now."
Dude #1: "Nice."
man fluid rocket by Brooks Brothers February 1, 2007
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man fluid
I made gay love to my cousin and he swallowed up all of my hot man fluid, not leaving a drop to spill from his pre-teen mouth.
man fluid by The Godmother January 5, 2005
manfluvid
Absolutely worse than man-flu, manfluvid is a double blow for any man who has unfortunately fallen victim to both manflu and Covid at the same time (or within a short space of time).
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
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