2 definitions by Fadoodles
Cactus Man
Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").
Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.
Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.
Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.
Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").
Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.
Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.
Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.
Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
by Fadoodles October 26, 2018
Absolutely worse than man-flu, manfluvid is a double blow for any man who has unfortunately fallen victim to both manflu and Covid at the same time (or within a short space of time).
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.
It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.
Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".
Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.
Hey Matt, did you hear about Andrew - fallen victim to Manfluvid - poor guy. (Sorry Matt, you wanted to be the poor guy I know!)
by Fadoodles April 28, 2023