Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
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Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word
Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word
> Dude what did you do last night?
> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar
> SOunds like you got Mandangled
> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar
> SOunds like you got Mandangled
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“My favorite peanut butter is Jiffy” I must be Mandoozled because Jiffy peanut butter never existed.
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characteristics:
-easy bully target
-loves kyle
-will embarrass them self at all times.
-casucasian
-will take up your locker
-will say "this is awkward" at awkward moments
-'omgzz, i love "wish you were here"'
-will write the lyrics to last train EVERYWHERE.
-kinda of a pedo
-doormat
-pansy
-my number one fan.
characteristics:
-easy bully target
-loves kyle
-will embarrass them self at all times.
-casucasian
-will take up your locker
-will say "this is awkward" at awkward moments
-'omgzz, i love "wish you were here"'
-will write the lyrics to last train EVERYWHERE.
-kinda of a pedo
-doormat
-pansy
-my number one fan.
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