(sounds like it spelled). The
religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,
rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of
earth for an eternity.
Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we
will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.