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Mandalate

To be dramatically more late(r) then previously thought.
I asked Peter to respond to my call quickly,and he said he he would in 5 minutes, but he was being mandalate and didn't for 4 days.
by 1234567876543212345657645321 February 19, 2009
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Tea party Mandate

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
by tea party truther September 22, 2010
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Mandated Modesty

The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.

The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.

This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.

The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"
by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022
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Murdalate

The melding of the two words "Murder" and "Annihilate"

To destroy, decimate, maim, or obliterate completely.

used as a phrase to express the strong desire to release all anger on one focal point.

also used to express displeasure.
I want to Murdalate my coworkers for being so dumb

I got muralated at work today

I swear if I ever see him again i murdalate him.
by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013
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vandalated

A combination of vandalized and violated
He hit me and my car with his baseball bat, I feel vandalated.
by Sydelgado November 30, 2016
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Mandalise

A combination of vandalise and manhandle.
Mandalise that chicken.
by breakBread101 November 18, 2016
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mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.
"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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