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Mancurious 

A straight man in a gay bar "dipping his toe in the water" so to speak.

Not to be confused with a Mancunian or Manchurian.
Did you see Ian hanging out in the Blue Oyster last night?
I didn't know he was gay?
Me either. Maybe he's just Mancurious.
Mancurious by Danish Marc July 14, 2011

Manclusion 

A conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.
Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim

Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.

Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim

Manscursion 

A trip or adventure by a group of bros, usually made for doing manly tasks such as canoe racing, bear hunting, making their own beef jerky and riverboat gambling trips. The members of the manscursion must yell "manscursion!" before every task for it truly to be one. Alcohol is encouraged.
Jim: Hey bros, what are you doing today?
Group: I don't know. I think we were just going to watch Titanic.
Jim: Fuck that! Let's go bear hunting!
Group: YEAH!
Jim: Let's down some shots first!
All: MANSCURSION!!!!!
Manscursion by The Real DMT 22 August 22, 2011

McScursion

A Trip, which oftentimes becomes an adventure, in the pursuit of the tasty treats which lie under the golden arches.
I was baked off my ass the other night and we decided that a McScursion was in order
McScursion by meester wreesto August 10, 2009

mancession 

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.
Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

mancession 

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.
Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.
mancession by michaliann October 1, 2009