Mancleanse 

A time period in which a woman refuses to date or have a relationship with a man because she is fed up with them. It usually follows a bad breakup.

Jill told me she is on a three month mancleanse after her breakup with Ted. mistercleanse, done with men, sick of men, men drive me crazy, lesbian not by choice

Mancleanse by joecoolthefool March 28, 2015

mancleanse 

The time period during which a woman refuses to date men because of a recent bad break-up. She may be aloof, sarcastic or rude to all guys who approach her as they remind the woman of her man.

Uh oh, Jennifer is going through a mancleanse, she has been snapping at every man she talks to all day. boycleanse, mistercleanse, mandump, done with men, sick of men, men are evil

mancleanse by joecoolthefool March 31, 2015

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

manclean 

Attempting in vain to remove dirt. You just put the breadcrumbs under the carpet, leaving it all as dirty as before.

Example 1

Karl: Dude, I'm sorry, cannot go out tonite, my mom wants me to clean up my room.

Bob: So what? Just manclean it.

Karl: Nice idea bro! I'll be out in five minutes!

Example 2

Single men have no idea of what real cleaning is. They just manclean.

manclean by Big Ruler August 5, 2012

manpleaser

The mouth of a woman, or man if he's a homosexual.

Shut your manpleaser!

manpleaser by Jason Hahne April 25, 2004

Taken to the MacLeaners

Getting ripped off so badly on something that you feel physical pain in your rectum.

Kevin: How much for that bottle of bourbon?

Matt: $5,000

Kevin: Ouch, I feel like I’m being taken to the MacLeaners. That bottle is worth $1,000 max.

Taken to the MacLeaners by TrustFundAlex June 18, 2021