manclaven 

During man on man salad tossing the frothiness of the stimulated anus creates a mustache on the giver of said salad tossing. Also can be experienced from the dripping pre-cum down the shaft onto the taint, which can also create the mustache.

"Got milk, look at that manclaven I just gave you"

manclaven by Sally Pays March 10, 2018

Manclaven 

During man on man salad tossing the frothiness of the stimulated anus creates a mustache on said giver. This can also be experienced when the pre-cum drips down the shaft onto the taint creating said mustache.

"Got milk?!? Look at that manclaven I just gave you"

Manclaven by Sally Pays March 11, 2018

Mancave spelunking 

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.

Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...

Mancave spelunking by Realmanfuronchest June 24, 2010

mancaving 

The act of going to one's home (preferably basement) and engaging a session of video gaming and/or movie watching.

The man cave originates from the word man, which is us, and cave, which is an opening used as a dwelling in ancient times.

"Man cave? Man cave."

"To the man cave!"

"Up for some mancaving tonight?"

"I could really use some man cave right about now!"

"We were mancaving until the pizza showed up."

mancaving by saclingeh February 18, 2008

mancave 

A house or apartment which upon entering it is immediately evident that no women live there, as the manliness of the man or men living inside is visible in every part of a mancave. Possible characteristics of a mancave include:

- A kitchen sink that's always full.
- A refrigerator that contains nothing but eggs, beer, soda, bacon, raw meat, and possibly batteries.
- Cabinets are full of canned soup and hotsauce.
- Walls are covered in posters of bands or legendary men (ex: Clint Eastwood).
- If any room contains a TV, all furniture is aiming at it.
- A dining table, half covered in old food and half covered in things unrelated to eating.
- Distinct smell of alcohol, cigarettes, and or newspaper.
- Bathrooms long overdue for cleaning.
- Frequent blasting of music.

That guy's apartment is such a badass mancave.

mancave by JellyRabbit May 20, 2010

manslaving 

When a female under goes the process of making a man her bitch. Does not have to be in a sexual way.

"What do you gotta' do today?"
"Help my girlfriend move."
"She's totally manslaving you."

manslaving by Dryw October 24, 2004

maclaren 

Literally the Sexiest man ALIVE! who wouldn't have a maclaren as your boyfriend.

Did you just see him walk by? I think he's Maclaren!

maclaren by Johny Jackson September 19, 2014