Manateeing 

lazing around in bed all weekend making non-articulate sounds

I was manateeing the whole Saturday

Manateeing by allad8 August 16, 2021

managering 

When a manager specializes in being managerial instead of actually managing their people and fixing the issue at hand, similar to micromanaging, but done in such a way as to make themselves look like a great manager

Davey was managering us when all of the servers went down. He made sure that all actions and thoughts were his and that his people had no room to think.

managering by s0meguy April 24, 2017

mantering 

The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.

Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "

mantering by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017

manteying 

Telling someone that something promised is two weeks out, for an indefinite period of time.

He keeps telling me my new guitar is two weeks out. He’s really manteying me on this deal.

manteying by New English Scholar November 15, 2017

Managering 

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.

Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?

Managering by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022

Manatsuing 

It’s when you’re being so adorable without even trying. Like you look like a baby angel.

Oh look at that shiba she’s manatsuing so hard right now

Manatsuing by Rendoggydogg May 16, 2023

Managering 

The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.

1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control

Managering by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024