9 definitions by Myownbestdonkey

Doneski

When someone does to mich drugs or drinks to much partys too hard and out of left field pukes and passes out hard and cannot be woken up

Homeboy drank that whole bottle disappeared we found him passed out outside in his puke..that boy is doneski

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie

Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Brushindabooty

A bitch who sticks hairbrushes in her anus

Did hear ole girl stuck a brush in her butt?
Yah bro who hasn't heard of brushindabooty

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Biscuit

A Caucasian person who its too extremely white like Ned Flanders or butters from South park a brady bunch aw shucks type of white

Well how you fellas doing this fine day gee wiz its a hot tamale today

Ugh go the fuck away biscuit

Oh boy you shouldn't curse there good buddy its not polite

Fuck you biscuit

Alrighty have a wonderful sunshiny day

..... fucking biscuit...

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Biscuit barrier

Derived from biscuit (i.e biscuit) a slang term in reference to SUPER white people (Ned Flanders, Butters from south Park, brady bunch) the most biscuit thing about a person who is in fact a biscuit is there is no way to explain to them that they are a biscuit and what a biscuit is .. biscuit barrier

Hey fellas whats a biscuit and how am i one gee wiz im just flabbergasted

That's the biscuit barrier...nvm biscuit

Well golly gee pal i shure you would explain to your good buddy

I cant there's a barrier and your a biscuit and im not your buddy biscuit

Aw shucks champ i thought we where we sure get along famously i think your just wonderful

Thats because your a biscuit now fuck off and and eat shit

See ya around best friend

Fucking biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Hit Dice

When you thought the odds where in your favor and you end up worse off then you where from the game craps hit dice means you crapped out shit out of luck etc

Did you get laid last night bruh

Nah bruh hit dice

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019