Myownbestdonkey's definitions

Hit Dice

When you thought the odds where in your favor and you end up worse off then you where from the game craps hit dice means you crapped out shit out of luck etc

Did you get laid last night bruh

Nah bruh hit dice

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Hit Dice

When you thought the odds where in your favor and you end up worse off then you where from the game craps hit dice means you crapped out shit out of luck etc

Did you get laid last night bruh

Nah bruh hit dice

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie

Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Brushindabooty

A bitch who sticks hairbrushes in her anus

Did hear ole girl stuck a brush in her butt?
Yah bro who hasn't heard of brushindabooty

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Biscuit

A Caucasian person who its too extremely white like Ned Flanders or butters from South park a brady bunch aw shucks type of white

Well how you fellas doing this fine day gee wiz its a hot tamale today

Ugh go the fuck away biscuit

Oh boy you shouldn't curse there good buddy its not polite

Fuck you biscuit

Alrighty have a wonderful sunshiny day

..... fucking biscuit...

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Biscuit barrier

Derived from biscuit (i.e biscuit) a slang term in reference to SUPER white people (Ned Flanders, Butters from south Park, brady bunch) the most biscuit thing about a person who is in fact a biscuit is there is no way to explain to them that they are a biscuit and what a biscuit is .. biscuit barrier

Hey fellas whats a biscuit and how am i one gee wiz im just flabbergasted

That's the biscuit barrier...nvm biscuit

Well golly gee pal i shure you would explain to your good buddy

I cant there's a barrier and your a biscuit and im not your buddy biscuit

Aw shucks champ i thought we where we sure get along famously i think your just wonderful

Thats because your a biscuit now fuck off and and eat shit

See ya around best friend

Fucking biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits

Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019