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The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.
E.g.1

Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants

E.g.2
Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!
Man Pants by MROS June 15, 2013
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1. A pair of pants that are exceptionally manly. Usually made of good firm material that is as rugged and tough as the man who wears them.
Matt is wearing those man pants again, how dreamy.
Man Pants by Napalm December 10, 2003
A man with a bulge in all the right places.
For instance, when a man wears good quality pants that fit snug in his butt, as well as frontal area, making every girl wonder what's under those man pants.
Man Pants by Fizabeth March 1, 2011

Man-pants 

to have courage, guts, bravery, horse sense, gumption
"Just grow some balls and put on your man-pants".
Man-pants by Dan Schrack August 20, 2010

Man-pants 

noun - clothing worn when not being a pussy about something.
Marc put on his man-pants when he took another shot.
Man-pants by Trashy Stachy July 20, 2010

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man Pants are an informal variety of trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes. Often worn by students in college from mainly American branded shops.
John: I'm sick of these jeans, might lash on the old fat man pants later.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.
Fat Man Pants by Surfingarbo June 10, 2010

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?

The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding

Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?

The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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