Man Kitten 

When a man's pubes have grown so bushy that you no longer can see his dick.

Damn, that man kitten is real fat!

Man Kitten by LuNaTiCxLiFe February 18, 2021

kitten man

A kitten man is a spastic

They are just kittens because they are so weak and pointless

An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man

Or most kinds of spastics


They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.

kitten man by <3 Kitten man <3 January 13, 2009

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

Maykitten 

A word used to call someone who is born in May. There is a superstition (not necessarily true) dating back hundreds of years ago; some people beleived that kittens born in may were useless as mousers and so used to drown them. Similarly, it was thought that people born in may were also useless. Maykitten was originally an insult, as it meant that the person was useless. But also, I use it as a cute nickname for a friend who doesn't mind any more =3

"I used to be quite upset as a child when people said to me, when they heard that my birthday was in May, 'Oh you're a maykitten- you should have been drowned"- CO.Durham 1986

"I love my maykitten =3"

Maykitten by 1337pea August 25, 2008