kitten man

A kitten man is a spastic

They are just kittens because they are so weak and pointless

An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man

Or most kinds of spastics


They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.
by <3 Kitten man <3 September 25, 2008
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Man Kitten

When a man's pubes have grown so bushy that you no longer can see his dick.
Damn, that man kitten is real fat!
by LuNaTiCxLiFe February 19, 2021
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