The all-new sequel of The Outfriend Adventures! This time starring The Bong and No Man Bong.
No Eye Man: Guys we're going on a ride!
The Bong: Yeah you're right! We're going on a ride!
No Man Bong: Also... wait- *gets shocked* I SEE SOMETHINGAHH!!!
1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."
2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."
Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.
One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.
Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.
Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man
The sexual act of a woman getting behind a man, on her knees, pulling his weiner through his legs (gonzo or goat style) and performing oral sex from behind.
The actual word for what Mike Epps was talking about in Friday After Next!
David: Im tryna get my dick sucked from the back, and she said she said she loves to manbong!
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*