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Mall Erection 

When a man gets an erection at the mall due to seeing a very attractive female or a very sexually oriented display. This can be very inconvenient and or embarrassing for the man.

Jake should've known better than to go to the mall right after his workout without taking the time to mentally prepare himself, but he went anyways. He walked through the entrance at JC Penny and immediately saw a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue on a magazine rack. As his eyes focused on it, he felt his large penis jump in his pants, beginning to grow into a mall erection.

Jake walked quickly into the store, trying to focus his mind on something else, but he found himself walking in front of the lingerie department. Jake looked across the colorful displays of bras and panties, stopping for a moment to look at the large picture of a beautiful model hung from the ceiling tiles. His mall erection grew much longer and harder and he couldn't help but moan.

"Hi Jake," came the sound of a female voice.

Turning to look, Jake saw Brittany, a very beautiful brunette from his college. She wore a tight blouse, with a generous amount of cleavage from her huge boobs showing. His mall erection strained against his jeans, begging to be released, and it was clear from how red Brittany's cheeks were getting that she noticed. "I'm sorry Brittany I can't talk," Jake said in a strained voice as he began to run further into the mall.

"Jake wait," Brittany called to him as she followed him.
Jake was desperate to escape the embarrassment as he weaved his way through customers, only to find himself standing right in front of Victoria's Secret. As he looked past the gorgeous photo of four different VS Angels, he found himself looking right into the store. Standing in front of a display, he saw Lana, the most beautiful girl at his college, holding up a leopard print thong.

It became too much, Jake had to loosen his belt, and as he did, the thick mushroom head of his mall erection slipped through his boxers and out the top of his pants, rising in the fresh air. "Girls," Jake moaned. "Beautiful girls everywhere."

"Oh my god!" came the sound of Brittany's voice, who had caught up with him.

Before Jake knew what was happening, Brittany had wrapped her fingers around his shaft, causing an immense amount of pleasure to flow through his body. Her hand began to pump his shaft, causing precum to leak from the head of his penis.

"Oh God, Jake?" Came another voice.

Turning towards it, Jake saw Lana walking towards him and Brittany. Her huge boobs bounced up and down with every step she took and before he knew it she had thrown her arms around his neck, kissing him.

Lana pulled his pants down, leaving his mall erection completely exposed for everyone to see. Both she and Brittany fought to stroke him and Jake couldn't hold back anymore. He ejaculated all over both Brittany and Lana right there in the middle of the mall.
Mall Erection by BeastBellet December 20, 2018
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026