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The act of selecting a victim then barging and pushing them into a corner or on an edge while shouting Minecraft movie quotes and moaning, often led by a strong and irresponsible individual, it can be shorted to gōsh
“It’s time for the MALGŌSH” “oh my gōsh” “he loves the gōsh”
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kalosh malosh 

This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.
Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.
kalosh malosh by BaytownFatboy November 2, 2011

osh kosh magosh 

a saying used to state that you want to go and get hammered drunk and make bad decisions.
OSH KOSH MAGOSH JOSH!

malooshka 

Large breasted afro-carribean woamn, previosuly seen on Big Brother. Is obessed with damned Cherryade. Is currently advertising as prostitute
Yo geez, i need the malooshka, now i'm fucked after having bunned thy zooten snafen for dem franchise boyses in the jungle. i now need a canadian back-rub.

malgosia 

A girl who usually falls for boys that she has 0.001% chance with. They're people who are very emotional especially when it comes to love or crushes. She is very creative and has loads of cool friends but she can sometimes involve herself in situations with toxic people.
"Malgosia you have to stop falling for your friend's cousin!"
malgosia by magi simpson November 3, 2020
the lack of male company in a brothel
e.g man that was a right malosh - i wish that werent such a malosh - i wish i was in a malosh right now
malosh by ben n penny June 14, 2007
Friendliest person on Earth, loves to have a laugh and always has more female friends than male friends. Essentially he’s the boy you should worry about.
If she’s friends with Magoshi, leave her now.
magoshi by Uglyboyzworldwide January 30, 2021
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