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the lack of male company in a brothel
e.g man that was a right malosh - i wish that werent such a malosh - i wish i was in a malosh right now
malosh by ben n penny June 14, 2007
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kalosh malosh 

This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.
Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.
kalosh malosh by BaytownFatboy November 2, 2011
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malshrek 

When one is bad to shrek, malshrek
“Why are you malshrek? He’s perfect.”
malshrek by ShReK_696969 May 10, 2022
(may-lash) To drive with wreckless abandon, similar to mele (may-lay), Endangering the lives everyone on the road.
I got drunk and malashed my car into a tree last night.
malash by Barry the guy May 28, 2006
She is a unique girl she wear her heart on her shoulders she have a heart full of gold and can also be a pain in the ass buy she loves very hard not knowing when to let go of something. She have a beautiful personality and Is a FASHIONISTA loves top of the art
Items. She does for everyone without looking for any thing in return. very picky most of all She's never gonna bit her Toungue.
I love milosha so much.
milosha by Sheilla March 14, 2017
Milosh is one of my best buds who really just exists.
Unlike other straight white boys who are also discord admins, he has human decency and tries to always better himself. He apologizes when he fucks up, tries cheering others up and when he's online, tries to lighten the mood.
He pretty much makes memes and refrences most of the time, mainly from the spiderman series.
Also he's fucking huge, if you veat sense into him, you'll need to do it to his kneecaps

Cripple that bitch with SENSE
Milosh is just a cool guy
Milosh by NikaTheDerp October 28, 2020

Malishus 

When someone is so fearless they take things beyond extreme to conquer anything.

Dude, I never thought he had the balls to hit that jump on a 450 and do a Super man, He's so MALISHUS.
Malishus
Malishus by Lamont Malishus September 20, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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