Southern Spanish city with an amazing good vibe. Due to its 320 sunny days a year, is considered the paradise for old dudes from Germany. Famous for its craft markets. People from Malaga are really proud of their city because their good environment and fresh fish restaurants . In Malaga there is a type of person called "malaguita" who usually hangs out every weekend to plaza de Mitjana and becomes the most religious person during Easter. Is well famous for be the birthplace of the famous artist Picasso. The city where Leticia and José found love.
Dude 1: Hey, where are you going wearing that "torero" (bull fighter) outfit?
Dude 2: I am going to Mitjana (Malaga) to drink rat poisonous alcohol
Jose: hey! Leticia I like your t-shirt, which brand is?
Leticia: Stop touching my nipple bro, we are in Malaga
Dude 2: I am going to Mitjana (Malaga) to drink rat poisonous alcohol
Jose: hey! Leticia I like your t-shirt, which brand is?
Leticia: Stop touching my nipple bro, we are in Malaga
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3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
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Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.
She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.
Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.
She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.
Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
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Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
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Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
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