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malaga
Southern Spanish city with an amazing good vibe. Due to its 320 sunny days a year, is considered the paradise for old dudes from Germany. Famous for its craft markets. People from Malaga are really proud of their city because their good environment and fresh fish restaurants . In Malaga there is a type of person called "malaguita" who usually hangs out every weekend to plaza de Mitjana and becomes the most religious person during Easter. Is well famous for be the birthplace of the famous artist Picasso. The city where Leticia and José found love.
Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga
A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
Tapanga Malanga
A YouTube vlogger.
Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.
She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.
Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.
She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.
Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010
Malaria
Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito
Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
Malaria by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020
Tapanga Malanga
Name of an internet blogger who will probably be famous some day. She has skits that don't seem like skits and she is friends with a bunch of random famous people, like The Arkanes.
Tapanga Malanga by lindsrae16babayyy March 1, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.