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Makin' Chocolate Chip cookies 

1. When a black man/woman has coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
2. A baby made by a black man/woman who has had coitus with an indian or tan man/woman
Woman A to Woman B: "You better not be makin' chocolate chip cookies in there!"

making cookies

having sex, or performing sexual acts. Can be used as a code to warn friends to not come into a room, visit, etc.
person 1: "hey, can i come down and hang out? i'm bored as hell."
person 2: "um, i don't know i'm kinda busy..."
person 1: "oh, whatcha doin'?"
person 2: "um..making cookies..."
person 1: "ahhhhh i see..."
making cookies by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003

making ass cookies 

a phrase that means wasting your time. hence nobody would eat ass cookies so why would you make them.
You will never be an olympic champion, your just making ass cookies.

Making cookie dough 

This is the result of baby powder applied under the boobs on a hot day. The sweat mixes with the powder and the end product is a cookie-dough-like material.
"Damn girl...I shouldn't have put powder under my titties...it's hot and now I'm making cookie dough in my bra!"
Making cookie dough by Sheila1313 October 1, 2008

COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS 

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun
COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS by ggij031 September 1, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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