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noun. An eponymous term for making both bad life choices and bad media/fic recommendations consistently and effortlessly, without any ability to improve over a long period of time. Term in use in HP fanfic discords, predominantly, named after a particularly prolific bad reccer.
That new guy is spamming dreadful reccs in #general and antagonizing the old guard. Strong majube.
Majube by wierdfoodstuff November 30, 2021
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WIAT maube 

that one misspelling of WAIT MAYBE sven made during montana's stream
WIAT maube by dylanmbar8 March 11, 2022
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most beautiful eyes, and almost always quiet, but sweet and outgoing when you get to know her.
"OMG she's here!"
"Who?"
"That girl!!"
"Oh yeah, man she's such a maubeen"
maubeen by Subjectory222 October 10, 2013
The omnipotent culmination of every single possible response imaginable crammed into a single word.
"Isn't that right Chase?"
"Maube"
maube by DrumBucket November 2, 2020
Adjective.
Pronunciation: Unknown. Usually used on IRC.

One being in a state of inebriation.

Arose, and evolved, out of an IRC conversation started by an inebriated regular of #rly.

(slick) yto qassup
(slick) mbiugga
(titan) r u drunk
(slick) ,aune
(slick) ,maube
(slick) :<
(titan) slick is DRUNK LOL
<Person 1> I'm ,maube.
<Person 2> What? I can't understand you. You're so drunk you're slurring your words.
,maube by skitzor January 11, 2009
A four-sided banana. It is usually boiled and eaten and seldom eaten ripe.
I prefer making green mafube salad instead of a green banana salad.
Mafube by Qara December 19, 2010

manuber floff 

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it
Mike likes manuber floff
manuber floff by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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