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noun. An eponymous term for making both bad life choices and bad media/fic recommendations consistently and effortlessly, without any ability to improve over a long period of time. Term in use in HP fanfic discords, predominantly, named after a particularly prolific bad reccer.
That new guy is spamming dreadful reccs in #general and antagonizing the old guard. Strong majube.
Majube by wierdfoodstuff November 30, 2021
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WIAT maube 

that one misspelling of WAIT MAYBE sven made during montana's stream
WIAT maube by dylanmbar8 March 11, 2022
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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most beautiful eyes, and almost always quiet, but sweet and outgoing when you get to know her.
"OMG she's here!"
"Who?"
"That girl!!"
"Oh yeah, man she's such a maubeen"
maubeen by Subjectory222 October 10, 2013
The omnipotent culmination of every single possible response imaginable crammed into a single word.
"Isn't that right Chase?"
"Maube"
maube by DrumBucket November 2, 2020
Adjective.
Pronunciation: Unknown. Usually used on IRC.

One being in a state of inebriation.

Arose, and evolved, out of an IRC conversation started by an inebriated regular of #rly.

(slick) yto qassup
(slick) mbiugga
(titan) r u drunk
(slick) ,aune
(slick) ,maube
(slick) :<
(titan) slick is DRUNK LOL
<Person 1> I'm ,maube.
<Person 2> What? I can't understand you. You're so drunk you're slurring your words.
,maube by skitzor January 11, 2009
A four-sided banana. It is usually boiled and eaten and seldom eaten ripe.
I prefer making green mafube salad instead of a green banana salad.
Mafube by Qara December 19, 2010

manuber floff 

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it
Mike likes manuber floff
manuber floff by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008