Major Douche 

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.

Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...

Major Douche by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009

Douche major 

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.

Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.

Douche major by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018

Major Douchebag 

A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.

A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.

Major Douchebag by Kris Brown December 11, 2007

mayor of douchebagville 

To be the number one douche in a group of douches. To show extreme features of douchism; thus necessitating a higher position in the name calling.

Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville

mayor of douchebagville by Bobert December 20, 2004