Bobert's definitions

Drugster

Someone who does drugs all day long that touches themselves while taking it.

Jordyn is a drugster

by Bobert May 25, 2006

hoodini

A swindler or con artist who uses his skills so you become poor as hell, and empty your pockets into his hands.

Damn, I heard this noise behind me and looked back turned around and was sitting on a milk crate holding two bananas.
That nigga must of been hoodini.

by Bobert August 31, 2008

LeVan

Crazy bastard who gets all the ladies.

Holy shit! Look at LeVan! He gets all the ladies!

by Bobert October 26, 2003

russellville

Worst town in the world. Comparable to that tiny village in Ethiopia whose name I can't remember. Only difference is that they have worm-free water.

by Bobert October 26, 2003

lamp

Verb - to hurry, most likely in a car.

"We'd better lamp it to Best Buy -- it closes in ten minutes!"

by Bobert July 12, 2004

obsanity

combonation of obscene and insanity, used to describe something rediclous

when bob's full house was beat by four of a kind, he claimes thats obsanity

by bobert September 26, 2004

crunk juice

kool aid with a lot of sugar

lil jon drinks a lot of crunk juice

by bobert May 13, 2005