Major Tech 

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

Major Tech by Max October 16, 2003

major tech dude 

The man that teaches elderly people about technology

Major tech dude loves people

major tech dude by Man dude November 15, 2019

Major Tom Technique 

An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:

- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.

- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.

- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.

Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.

Major Tom Technique by Swaggington_yolo July 1, 2019

Manor new tech 

Dumb ass school with all these fake ass people

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!

Manor new tech by Newtechculture June 15, 2018