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Majesticity 

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A pronoun used to describe the greatness of ones beard; pertaining to ones B.M.U. or "Beard Majesticity Unit". B.M.U.'s are the proper rating scale for the majesticity of ones beard. Ranging from 1-20. 20 topping the Majesticity scale. Attributes of B.M.U.'s include but are not limited to, opaqueness or fullness of ones beard, lusciousness, softness, artistry, color, depth, and most importantly, "Majesticity".
Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern classic style which suits him quite well and the majesticity is unmatched. It is regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.
Majesticity by Trunner86 November 10, 2014

sexual majesticity 

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umm...im eating, you gotta type it in for me: "beautiful to the point of brain farting."
he was speachless due to the girl's sexual majesticity

Majestocity 

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To contain ample amounts of majesty. Reserved for the most majestic things on the planet.
Derek Dressy's beard is so perfect, it is full of majestocity!

Zac Effron's icey blue eyes contain nothing but majestocity. It's a proven fact.
Majestocity by Swarlee August 23, 2010

Majesticism

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Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season
"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

majesticizing 

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The art of creating an alternative world, one known only to its creator. Many subjects are known to be full blown pathological liars who over exagerate actual events and and make up events that followed afterwards.
Majestic: I was once upon a time an elite delta force sniper who lead the assault on Normandy and many other major uber elite conflicts. But then I went on a carding spree, and threatened several Secret Service Agents and kidnapped one of their daughters.

licutis: Majestic stop majesticizing
majesticizing by Magesticizer July 28, 2008

majesticizing 

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majesticizing The art of creating an alternative world, one known only to its creator. Many subjects are known to be full blown pathological lier or Army snipers.
Majestic: I was once upon a time an elite delta force sniper who lead the assault on Normandy and many other major uber elite conflicts.
licutis: Majestic stop majesticizing
majesticizing by Snufflupugas July 28, 2008
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