Maidmer 

Like a mermaid, a MAIDMER is also a half-fish, half-human female. Traditionally a Mermaid has a beautiful face and a fish like body, however a MAIDMER is the opposite, having a fish like face and a beautiful body.

A Maidmer is an ugly Woman who has attempted to compensate for her unfortunate face by having a beautiful body.

Maidmer by Lee W. April 8, 2007

Lucy Maidment 

White/Pale

Person 1 "did you see how pale that girl was"
Person 2 "Yeah she's such a Lucy Maidment"

To say a person is pale/white/albino

Lucy Maidment by yourmum4206921 October 28, 2018

maidmentalist

Someone who advocates rape on the basis that masochism is the origin of feminine desire

That bloke was wearing a t-shirt saying "Calm down luv, lets not turn this rape into a murder!" What a maidmentalist!

maidmentalist by Sid Maid August 20, 2006

Maiderberry 

To mean anything.

1.) The maiderberry is too hot.
2.) Get in the maiderberry.
3.) Eat your maiderberry.
4.) You'er a maiderberry.
5.) Stop that maiderberry.

Maiderberry by Alex J. Morris October 18, 2008

Maidment Flan Juice

Maidment Flan Juice is the excess botty jizz that seeps out of the anus whilst being plunged by a penis or sex toy!

Stephen licked up the Maidment Flan Juice from Edwards taint whilst Justin pumped him raw!

Maidment Flan Juice by Russell Hobbs II May 10, 2018

maider

She’s the sweetest girl on earth. She will do anything for you and love you unconditionally if you show her that you care. This is the gayest gay on earth

I think I’m a lesbian. Oh you mean A Maider?

maider by Maider is gay April 24, 2020

maidment 

Maidment - surname
Maidment is basically someone who is absolutely ridiculously an eejit...he will be chastised and teased for the rest of his days.

"michael maidment"

maidment by i know your srname November 4, 2013