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Maidens of madness 

A small organization that by duplicitous means makes unsuccessful attempts to alter its identity. They often get A for effort and imagination.
"Wat? Did these guys seriously think we were going to buy this? Maidens of Madness? lol"

maidens water 

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.
I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.
maidens water by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

maidens of madness 

Maidens of madness is a decretory term used to describe homeless female black people that that rape and murder animals .
The saying came from a Lady by the name of Abeni Walker and Rutendo Collins two mentally retarded people that suffered from a mental problem that made her want to kill animals and use their animal parts as sex toys and the animals blood as lubricant.
your as sick as them maidens of madness girls

maidens wig 

"Gurl shave your maidens wig!"
Dad
maidens wig by Rose56966 July 17, 2017

No maidens

No maidens???
No maidens by lambyboi May 9, 2022

No maidens

The Elden Ring version of "no bitches"
No maidens by I eat poop 69 March 8, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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